It’s a red tide, Lester, this life of ours. The shit they make us eat day after day, the boss, the wife, etc, wearing us down, if you don’t stand up to it, let ‘em know you’re an ape, deep down where it counts, you’re just going to get washed away. Fargo 1x1: The Crocodile’s Dilemma

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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“I hate when people ask, ‘What’s it like being an Indian comedian?’ Or similarly, when they ask female comedians what it’s like being a ‘female comedian.’ I’ve never read anyone ask Jerry Seinfeld what it’s like being a ‘Caucasian comedian,’ which is actually a great question. Mindy Kaling put it best when she said something to the effect of, ‘I can go head-to-head with any white, male comedy writer. Don’t try to segment me into a smaller category.’ I thought it was such a badass thing to say and articulated my frustration perfectly.” — Aziz Ansari (via vasavikanneganti)

Ellen Page on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards, 13 April 2014.

I had to buy a new phone and the last time I backed it up was in December :((

"You shouldn’t have sent out that email detailing the symptoms"